Dear Abby

dear abby,

her name was joanne and she
looked at me with that
beautiful smile of hers and
told me that i was a
veryvery­wicked thing
but it didn’t really matter
because she quite enjoyed it
as a matterof fact
and i agreed
because i thought
it was goodfun too and i liked it
even more and i was also kinda hoping
that we could do it again
sometime.
now we go around­to­gether and have
lots of goodfun doing it
and she still quite enjoys it and
i like it even more and we
do it quite often but now it
doesn’t seem to be quite so veryverywicked.

so what i’m writing to ask you dear abby
is how can we put
some more of that
wicked­ness back into our fun?

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